Jensen doesn’t recommend bikram yoga (Dallascon 2014)
Outlander + text posts
Husband Finds Wife’s Secret Money
cs hiatus meme ● [5/6] quotes
- Do you think Regina will ever return the hearts she stole?
I WOULD REALLY LOVE TO SEE THIS, OKAY?
- Dr. Whale doing DNA tests to match peasants to their missing hearts
- The severe-looking nurse from the psych ward being the one to shove the hearts back in but she does it with a weird smile because she’s trying to be more “patient-friendly”
- Bonus points if she’s reading the Patient’s Bill of Rights on her lunch break because Belle gave her a copy
- Hansel and Gretel running a sugar-free lemonade stand to make money off people standing in line for their hearts
- Regina giving heart transplant patients her patented “heart-lock” so no-one can steal it again, PLUS a magical make-over because what HAS she been doing with that taxpayer money for 28 years?
- Sidney Glass offering helpful pamphlets with titles like: “So Now You Have a Heart …”
- Archie offering anger management sessions to … everyone
- Mr. Gold giving
3 5 10% discounts on emotionally traumatic/significant objects in his shop, on account of Belle being a sap the town’s well-being
- Doc quietly giving re-hearted couples free condoms from his pharmacy, followed by Leroy bellowing: “BE SAFE, SISTER!”
- Ruby concocting “Heartbreaker” martinis for the after-party at Granny’s (3 parts gin, 1 part vermouth, dash of bitters, dash of cranberry juice, dash of St. Germain, maraschino cherries)
- Bonus: the Lost Boys cornering Princess Abigail for help on their homework because Neverland was a living nightmare but at least they didn’t have to learn Calculus
Call me, ABC.
Andy Goldsworthy’s art
fucking Andy Goldsworthy yes